Louise Rosand: Will vice president want a hand-me-down plane?

To The Daily Sun,

OK, how is the gift of an old plane, supposedly worth $400 million, going to help me as a senior citizen? Can I take it to see his $45 million birthday parade on June 14, and back? Maybe we can use it to pick up food from the farmers that we can disperse to poor folks (seniors included) — it sure would hold a lot of cans and boxes of food that they could parachute down to us (no downtime for landing and taking off again). Sorry, I forgot, the U.S. Department of Agriculture has probably been ravaged just like other departments, so they would be of no help.

According to Karoline Leavitt, Donald Trump's White House press secretary (his mouthpiece), Trump only has the interests of the American public in mind and that Qatar would never want anything in return for their "Palace in the Sky". Does Trump really think we are that dumb? Probably. He also probably thinks we won't object when it takes millions of dollars and years to "rehab" it according to a presidential standard that the U.S. Air Force requires for it to be Air Force One. He might get to use it once before he leaves office again. So, again, of what use is this plane to me? Will the vice president be offended when he gets the hand-me-down plane?

Louise Rosand

Belmont