To The Daily Sun,

I'll admit that this icy, wet winter has dragged on too long. I keep waiting for warmer weather to melt the snow but — admittedly — I'm impatient. So I gathered several Laconia Daily Suns — especially those with letters from Bob Meade, Steve Earle, Jim Mayotte, John Demakowski, and Bruce Jenket — and I went outside and waved those papers over the glacial snow. It WORKED! All that hot air flowed straight out of the newspaper and started melting snow.

I tried Michelle Malkin's stuff but it kept attracting skunks. Afterwards I shredded those papers because not only is it so much hot air, it is also rich in dung. I've used the Weirs Times in that regard for several years. Now I'm saving them both to grow tomatoes.

Who says Republicans are useless?

Alan Vervaeke 

Gilford

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(6) comments

ChrisJ

OMG! AV has discovered the cause of global warming! And it's man-made.

Spellchecker67

Good letter and thanks for the ideas. Chris it’s not about losing.

ChrisJ

Just because you lost the election and they didn't find any collusion is no reason to get your panties in a knot.

JWV

Now whose pantues are in a knot? And don't forget the 2018 election, Chrissy.

alanzdba921

What are you talking about? It's your hot air and constant non-stop blather about garbage. Now go home and TRY to come up with an original idea..

ChrisJ

Wish I was a super intelligent, smart, arrogant and conceited liberal. IT's your constant hate that is dividing the country.

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