Al Posnack: Captivated by the tail of courageous cow who crossed Paugus Bay

To The Daily Sun,

With all the bad news we read and hear these days, I was refreshed by Thursday’s story about the confused dairy queen that seized the mooment to get to the udder side of Paugus Bay. The lone bovine, seen but not herd, milked the opportunity for all it was worth, creating udder chaos in the process. 

The Laconia PD, trying to serve her with a mooing violation, was not amoosed — and suspected a case of milk of amnesia.

But clearly, it was just an udder day in the life of this soon-to-be legen-dairy queen.

Al Posnack

Alton Bay