Prefer Christmas coupons? Then, by golly, here you go

To The Daily Sun,

I was sitting in my den at the North Pole, reading all the wish list letters while Mrs. Claus altered my suit that was a little tight this year, when I came across Boomer Claire’s letter wishing for coupons. I sat back in my chair, took a small sip of Jack, and tried to remember, in all my years, if someone had wished to receive coupons; paused, took another sip (bigger this time), and decided I had not.

Taking out the North Pole Ledger, I looked up Boomer Claire’s name and found she had been such a good girl that she was slated for a new BMW. Out came the pen and I scratched out BMW and put in coupons.

You know, we at the North Pole stride to make all wishes come true. Now, as far as Norman Silber’s dilemma, all I can say is, buy what your heart says is the right gift and everything will be right in your world.

Mrs. Claus just finished my suit and it fits perfect, so I hope everyone has a Merry Christmas, and the real Santa will be passing by your house on the eve of the 24th.

Patrick Golden

Loudon