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The Amerian Taliban is coming to Kansastan, I kid you not

To The Daily Sun,

Its almost spring and crazy is in the air. Welcome to another edition of Tea Party Potty Tricks brought to you by the Center for the Study of Absurdity where we strive to keep the stupid in the news.

The American Taliban is coming to Kansastan to get your dangerous books. Bill 56, introduced by right-winger Mary Pilcher-Cook criminalizes teachers with any lesson plan that depicts "nudity, sexual conduct, sexual excitement, or sadomasochistic abuse," or anything that the "average adult person" believes "lacks serious literary, scientific, educational, artistic or political value." Average adults? Like those who haven't a clue about evolution, vaccinations, climate science, or what the word secular means?

An epidemic of constitutional cluelessness in right-wing world continues unabated and there is no vaccine for willful ignorance yet. PPP's latest survey found 57 percent of the GOP support, "establishing Christianity as the national religion." They must belong to the George Clark and Gene Danforth School of American History funded by the Tony Boutin Educational Foundation. In Sacramento, attorney Matthew McLaughlin an American Sharia activist, paid $200 to file the "Sodomite Suppression Act" ballot initiative with the Attorney General. Gay people in California would be banned from holding office and be executed by firing squad. McLaughlin wants to save us from God's wrath. Fox ranter, Pastor James Manning, known for praising ISIS for the execution of gays, must be proud.

Right Wing World is on fire lately. Logic be damned! Lower the IQs!. Ayatollah Mike Huckabee, who vowed to fight "secular theocracy", is crying about those blue meanies imposing their secular values on religious conservatives. What that means is that giving the LGBT community the rights and freedoms he and his band of apoplectics already have is an insult and an imposition. Persecution, too! Crazed TV Pastor John Hagee is demanding that we stand with war criminal Netanyahu or God will destroy us. Spawn Matthew Hagee says gay marriage will cause the collapse of society and the incessant babbler Ted Cruz wants a constitutional amendment banning gay and lesbians from marrying because they threaten our liberties. Cruz is proof that a good education doesn't cure stupid. Tony Perkins of FRC is blaming gay activist Dan Savage for the videos recorded by University of Oklahoma fraternity members singing a racist chant. That's rich!

On Perkins' radio show, ex-NFL player Craig James is in a tizzy because the New England Patriots, the Tampa Bay Rays and the San Francisco Giants joined a brief on behalf of gay marriage at the Supreme Court. James stated, "that's Satan working on us." Satan! Liberty Council's Matt Staver quipped that the teams were "hostile to our faith and to the very foundational values of God's natural created order." Oh, the weeping and gnashing of teeth in Biblestan!

And poor Bobby Jindal is now claiming Obama's secularism is taking his liberties away. Which ones? Making bigotry legal? What he doesn't realize is that secularism is the foundation of religious liberty for all because like the Constitution, government should take no sides on the issues of mumbo jumbo and hocus pocus. That unassailable truth may be a little too deep for the thinking of conservative Christians, though.

James Veverka


Last Updated on Friday, 20 March 2015 12:46

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Come enjoy some great soup & help feed others in the process

To The Daily Sun,

We invite the community to attend our fourth annual Soupathon to benefit Hands Across the Table this Sunday from 4:30 to 6:30 at the St. Andre Bessette Parish Hall on Gilford Avenue in Laconia.

Come and enjoy six all-you-can-eat soups, two salads and delicious homemade cookies all with an international flair. Thanks to our wonderful community of volunteers, sponsors and Board Members, HATT is providing as many as 150 hot meals every Wednesday night at at a cost of less than $2 per meal.

Come enjoy some soup and help feed others in the process.

Irene Gordon
Glnger Wells-Kay
Soupathon Co-Chairs

Last Updated on Friday, 20 March 2015 12:02

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The surge worked; thank you George Bush and General David Patraeus

To The Daily Sun,

"ISIL is a direct outgrowth of al-Qaida in Iraq. They grew out of our invasion which is an example of unintended consequences. Which is why we should generally aim before we shoot." And there you have it ladies and gentleman. Now in his seventh year as our President, Obama saw fit to blame Bush for the rise of ISIL in Iraq. Deception equals progressive/liberalism squared (D = PL2). Obama made this statement while being interviewed on VICE TV. How appropriate since making lies up out of whole cloth is certainly not a virtue.

I was waiting for blood to shoot straight out of my eyeballs when I found out those comments were not from an MSNBC host. Our president apparently has the ability to lie with a straight face just as shamelessly as Hillary "what difference does it make — all my government-owned, security sensitive e-mails have been turned over so move on nothing to see here," Clinton.

Shameless is a great adjective to describe our dear leader. ISIS is a direct result of his ambivalence, lack of bargaining skills or perhaps his intentional lack of will in attempting to hammer out a status of forces agreement that would have kept a residual force in Iraq and the ISIL savages out of power. Or because he planned to pull out all the troops regardless of the consequences.

According to Dexter Filkins of the New Yorker, there apparently was no guidance coming from the White House. American officials said, "We didn't know where the president was. Maliki kept saying, "I don't know what I have to sell." Sami al-Askari, the Iraqi member of parliament said, "The American attitude was: Let's get out of here as quickly as possible." "After taking office, I announced a new strategy that would end our combat mission in Iraq and remove all of our troops by the end of 2011" said Obama. "So today I can report that, as promised, the rest of our troops in Iraq will come home by the end of the year." A rare Obama promise kept. Iraqi citizens became nervous and soon wept.

Yes, it is true that the United States made a mistake by not getting out of Iraq after the initial success of getting the "Bully from Bagdad" out of power. And we should cease and desist from any more "nation building quagmires." Having said that, the surge worked — thank you George Bush and especially General David Patraeus. There was stability and relative calm in Iraq. A residual force would have greatly increased the likelihood that this victory against evil would last in that country. It would have made the rise of ISIL highly unlikely, with fewer viewings of beheadings for you and me.

So yes President Obama, it was your decision to pull troops out of Iraq. It was your decision that caused the rise of ISIL in Iraq. You are not going to get away with a revisionist history victory this time. Have you no shame Mr. President, I ask rhetorically? D = PL2.

Russ Wiles


Last Updated on Friday, 20 March 2015 10:02

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I you don't like what's written in this paper, stop whining, just don't read it

To The Laconia Sun,

There has been so many letters to the editor that need to be addressed that it's hard to know where to start. It should be pointed out that the right-wingers, from New Hampshire to the White House, have no idea what to do with the promises they made when elected. One thing we know is, from Romney to GOP senators, is number 47 has bit them in the butt again.

Since Mr. Hoyt took the blanket off the parrot cage, they have having hissy fits, squawking and whining about the right to free speech. Oh, oh, just got some breaking news from one of the parrots. Steve Earle is predicting that when Israel is gone, Obama will be safe and sound and blaming others. This is a good example of what free speech is and how it gets abused.The Daily Sun has a motto which is printed every day which is, "Seeking the truth and printing it."

I am sure that was on Mr. Hoyt's mind when he mentioned a quick check on what the content of the letter was, may have been a little far from reality. I know that I have had parts of my letters censored in the past which is now part of the normal letters written by the parrots.

I have a suggestion for Mr. Eddy: If you don't like what's written in this paper, stop with the whining, just don't read it.

A correction to a letter written by Mr. Meade was well done and factually written by Mr. L.J. Siden. The combination of Messrs. Meade/Wiles/Earle and others have been debunked so many times. They refuse to give a shred of evidence from where they wrote an opinion.

I have just gotten more breaking news. Mr. Earle has another earth-shaking letter in The Daily Sun on March 13. This may cause body functions to fail, so prepare for that or don't read it. Enough fair and balanced news for today.

Henry Osmer


Last Updated on Friday, 20 March 2015 09:55

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If gun control was the rule in the Wild West, maybe tht's why it was so wild

To The Daily Sun,

Interesting letter on Tuesday by Dick Devens urging transition to renewable energy. I'd be all for that if facts met with the idea. My problem with it is current technology only works up to a point. That point falls short on multiple levels though.

Take the electric car for instance. Advances have allowed them to go up to 100 mph and 200 miles, but then they must stop and be plugged in for long periods. Seems to me they also cost a great deal more then a conventionally powered car. Same seems to be true of hybrids, too. Until they can compete on those two levels it doesn't seem likely people will embrace them. Perhaps fuel cell technology will come to their rescue if they can ever get the costs down. Until then I'll wait.

Then there is energy production. Wind turbines and solar power are still very expensive and not as simple as they sound. Battery storage units are a necessity for both, which are expensive and must be replaced every few years, as are electric car batteries. Both of these sources are still rather inefficient and most people can't afford the capital investments required. Electric generating plants that can use green renewable fuels are limited to atomic and plasma generators. The atomic are not popular and little or ever do we hear about plasma generators. It's all solar panels and wind turbines.

So guess Mr. Devens will continue to fret over climate change until either costs come down or technology makes green things competitive, hope that's soon.

Good news, Jon Hoyt says he sees the transparency of Obama and his administration. Wonderful, now Jon is going to tell us the answers many without his sight have been asking for months or years now. For instance, who created the "Fast and Furious" gun-running scheme that killed hundreds of Mexicans? Who ran it and who approved it, what was its purpose?

Another question is why Ambassador Stevens was sent to Benghazi in the first place after several attacks had occurred there before? Why was his security detail so sparse? Why weren't our military and security forces allowed to at least try to save the ambassador and his team? Whose decisions was it not to try and why was the senior military commander in Tripoli relieved of his command for trying?

And about that little thing about some YouTube video causing all the fuss, since debunked, but promoted for weeks by Obama and company, who ever came up with that and were they ever held to account for the lie? Another unclear question never fully answered was who instructed the IRS to target conservatives and stonewall conservatives for the year before presidential elections? Has anyone been held accountable for any of these "transparent" questions? Why was not an independent counsel appointed to investigate these things because there have been no clear answers to date? But never fear, Jon will be able to answer these and many other things without resorting to administration talking points and distractions, right Jon?

George Maloof tells us gun control was the rule out in the Wild West. Must be why it was so wild; even today we see how our gun-free zones attract the crazy homicidal types. Actually though gun control was far from the rule and was most often enacted in cattle towns where drovers broke lose after months on the trail. It was always also a local ordnance based on a local need not a national political movement to deprive honest citizens of a constitutional right.

Steve Earle


Last Updated on Friday, 20 March 2015 09:50

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