To The Daily Sun,
To my Grammar Ghost Admirer:
Thank you AGAIN for your attention and concern. I can assure you the police were contacted again. If you continue they will investigate and I will press charges. This letter was on white paper, with child like writing, and sent out of Boston Mass this time, so sneaky.
Still not signed because as THEY stated that is irrelevant? I say cowardly little person. This letter was far longer than the last one. Seems they had a lot to correct! And did so most arrogantly. Stating how perfect they are in the field(s) of grammar, letter writing, and that I should take English classes!
After I was done with all this precious information — how awesome they are, how the legal system works, how to form sentences, how they have a life, etc.. the list could go on I tell you. Honestly, I don't know how they can lift their heads up in the morning with all that conceded weigh of greatness and power (lol). But have no fear when I was done laughing at you, I let my puppy use your letter as a pee pad! I made sure I put your smile up.
Denise C. Burke
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